Thursday, September 15, 2005

She Confesses

Madelene finally confesses!

They were hers. Straight from her mouth, she has grudgingly admitted to purchasing these Geritol vitamins one year ago. Hmm. I thought taking these anti-aging hormones were bad enough, but Geritol? I want to see her birth certificate ASAP! She has conveniently lost it.

As we speak, she is in the bathroom “brushing her teeth”… I suppose you can brush dentures if you take them out, right? I am dating a senior citizen who claims she is only forty one years old.

That is my update on the Geritol mystery. Now for your regularly scheduled program.

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