Living Proof

Yesterday, I made a short video in my previous post explaining how Madelene sneezed on me while I was asleep. With in four hours I had over 170 hits on Youtube. When I woke up, it was over 230. My home videos don’t usually get many hits, as much as the ones focused on suicide and homophobic fundamentalist Christians . Then a few comments started trickling in. One woman asked if I could get Madelene caught on film sneezing. I responded politely telling her that would be a funny idea. No problem. Then, a gentleman personally emailed me through Youtube and asked if I was ever able to smell the “mist” of Madelene’s sneeze, and if so, what did it smell like. The woman who requested to see Madelene sneezing has a whole Youtube account dedicated to this human function. I spoke to her personally through email and she explained to me that there are many people out there who have a fetish (sexual or not) for sneezing. In the past, I had a friend who had a huge foot fetish. I never u...

Early morning, 6am, sleeping peacefully in a deep slumber, I awoke to gale force winds with a loud noise that scared me half to death! ACCCHHHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I jumped up and screamed out of fear. I noticed that the back of my neck with wet from the impact of the storm. My partner sneezed on my neck! She sneezed so loud, it almost blew the roof off. Why? Why on my neck? I have never heard her sneeze so loud in all my life. Here’s the thing… I totally understand that my girlfriend has severe allergies. She can sneeze twenty times in one sitting. How many times can I bless someone for the love of GOD???????? It get redundant, therefore I blessed her ~eternity~; so that my task of blessing her is over with. The poor thing wakes up sneezing, goes about her life sneezing, and comes home to bed sneezing. Don’t get me wrong, I know I have idiosyncrasies that must drive her nuts as well, but this is bad… Sometimes we’re in a restaurant, and I notice she is pressing her finge...