Thursday, August 06, 2009

Losing My Mind

If it’s a full moon at night, does it still affect us in the a.m. hours? Sirens are going off nonstop, my neighbors are screaming bloody murder at one another because their underwear went off into dryer heaven, leaving them walking around commando, and dogs have been continually barking throughout the night into the morning. Madelene’s on her third cup of coffee walking around asking me if she looks “fat in this”, and my internet connection is teasing me saying, “Here I am! ...Now I’m gone. WAIT! Here I am! GONE!”

Madelene keeps forgetting something as she tries to walk out the door for work, so the door is opening, closing, opening, closing. Reminds me of Sesame Street when they tried to teach you Spanish. “Abierto! Cerrado! Abierto! Cerrado!” You’re laughing ‘cause you damn well remember that crap.

My iPod keeps dying out on me and today, it has finally taken its last breath, so I am heading to the Sprint store to gear up my BlackBerry to do the job for me. I had no clue that I could store all my music on it. I cannot work out at the gym and listen to their techno bullshit blaring from each corner. It’s enough to give someone a seizure. And as many things are turning on and off, so are my weird relations with people I am in contact with.   Off, on, off, on...off.

So as my scattered mind gingerly walks through this beautiful and crazy morning, I’m hoping it calms down before I completely lose it altogether. I will blog on a more serious note possibly later on this weekend or Monday. I’m sorry I’ve been kind of absent lately, but losing your mind isn’t a good thing while trying to write something of significance.

Enjoy your day!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed the post. Enjoy your day and if we don't hear from you enjoy your weekend.

Kevin

javajune said...

Full moon last night check
crazy morning check
internet on and off check
sounds like we had similar mornings. The afternoon seems a calmer. See you on face book and can't and finally visited your blog.
-jj

Jess said...

I THOUGHT I saw your mind wondering around here this morning...looked very lost indeed!

Just_because_today said...

Good post, funny with a lot of seriousness in it.
Hope it gets (got) better.

~Just me again~ said...

I think the full moon thing is a 24 hour event. It hits everything, everyone, everywhere!

Anonymous said...

Grow up up you big baby. You sound like you are running around with a dildo lodged up your asshole. Settle down.

the walking man said...

They were wrong about Y2K it is Y9K

Deb said...

Kevin: Thank you! My mind is still very much scattered...but thanks for stopping in anyway!

Javajune: Parallel lives we have! Thank you for visiting me! :)

Jess: Oh my mind is always with you guys, at heart! I need a square table meeting with all of you! ;)

JBT: I’m hoping it gets better too! Still running around crazy!

Just me again: Oh, I felt the pull alright!

Anonymous: I couldn’t agree with you more! I am one big baby alright - young at heart & immature! :) It’s more fun that way. Your description sounds very intriguing, yet I’m an “exit only” type of girl. Thanks for stopping by!

The Walking Man: You ain’t kidding buddy!

TeeJay said...

I think trying to write something of significance is actually the perfect way to bring your mind back to where it's supposed to be. I haven't been doing much writing lately, and my brain is getting scattered. W

hat better thing to do than focus on your own thoughts in order to bring you and your mind into oneness once again... :)

Deb said...

I'm trying Todd but my mind is just not functioning the way I want it too... :\ How was Cape Cod???

laughingwolf said...

deb, a pal of mine worked for sprint for many years, a lot of it in tech support, before he quit... he still tells me of sprint horror stories and why he got rid of all things sprint, including his blackberry... be forewarned :(