Friday, April 03, 2009

Compared to Sylvia Plath...

This morning as I was checking my email and other networking sites, I found that my two sisters sent me a quiz to take on facebook. It’s called, “Which Crazy Bitch are You?” I personally think these tests are idiotic and time wasters, but for the love of amusement, I did it anyway. Here was the result:

You are Sylvia Plath
"You are one intense bitch. You are almost abnormally introspective but this is where your abundant creativity flows from. You love handsome, brilliant, creative genius types but you pay the price when their egos and lustful ways cause them to betray you. You are a very intelligent, classy lady with a black streak and can be very emotional at times. You do have a bit of a morbid side but your words often lead you to be misunderstood as a dark figure but that is just how you protect your soft mushy insides."

If anyone knows me on a personal level, you’re probably laughing and nodding your head right now. I cannot believe how accurate these tests are with just a few questions that enable this thing to hit my personality right on the nose.

The Abnormally Introspective Deb:
I think too much, I feel too much and I overanalyze everything to death. Sometimes I’m not sure whether or not I drum up the drama just to create the energy that enables me to write, compose music and work on other medias of art on a subconscious level. I guess most artists are dramatic and deep. I have a lighter side to me, but I may come across bitchy, more more so, sarcastic. I am drawn to the beautiful creative genius types, and have been hurt in the past by their egos and lustful ways, however I think I have found a happy medium with my wife...unless there is something I don’t know about.  My words can definitely be misconstrued and often at times, I say things out of anger due to my self-defense mechanism. It’s a flaw I’ve been working on. I sometimes use humor to defuse stressful situations or conflicts. Sometimes that may come across as “uncaring”. I do have “soft mushy insides” that people have no idea about. That’s hard to even admit. My mushy side usually comes out when it’s much too late. By then, the person offended may chuck it up to: “she’s just a bitch”.

Thank God Madelene knows me well enough to understand my outer shell that protects me so well. We’ve been through thick and thin and she has proven to me that her love is unconditional. Needless to say that doesn’t mean she sits back and takes my b/s - she’s one tough cookie and I love her for that.

The Morbid Side of Deb:
When I read or hear the words of Sylvia Plath, I envision myself: politically incorrect, always questioning religion, controversial and opinionated with episodes of depression as well as contemplations of suicide (with a stronger willpower not to), however, as you know my faith in God is a bit more reliant, yet I still question everything, which keeps me grounded in hopes for a better future. My past may torment me from time to time, but I snap out of it easier than Plath would have...or should have.  

It was a fun and entertaining test to say the least.  I would hate to have an online networking site analyze my psyche, however it was a bit uncanny for me not to post this up.  

I dare you to take the test and find out which type you are! 

16 comments:

Shannon said...

I was Courtney Love. Spot on.

I agree, those quizzes are a total waste of time. But they're great when you're bored to death and need something to entertain you.

Deb said...

Courtney Love's great! I know, especially when you're home sick, believe me, I have been taking all types of weird tests and playing trivia games. God help me!

Tim said...

You could have come out as Ann Colder! Now that would have been tooooo scary!!!!

Deb said...

I might be more on the right side politically, however Ann Coulter is a bit too much for even myself! She's amusing though! I wouldn't have minded being compared to her actually...

Tim said...

Please no....

I don't find people like her amusing... only dangerous.

Xmichra said...

Courtney Love for me :)

"You are one wild bitch. You love trouble and trouble loves you. You like to have a good time and won't let anyone get in your way. Sometimes you seem like you are perpetually trapped in a childhood mentality and you take alot of flack from alot of people for your carefree ways. Nevertheless you care alot about the people close to you and if anyone messes with you or the ones you love, you will fuck them up. You can rock out with the best of them and won't let anyone tell you otherwise. You are this perfect balance between girly chick and tough chick. You are blatantly honest and sometimes people can find this a little hard to take but you really don't give a shit."

lol.. i thought it was off, but my husband and best friend both swear it is a perfect descriptive of my inner bitch at anyrate..lol

Deb said...

Tim: It's all how you perceive them. More of it is "show".

Ah, I absolutely love Courtney Love! That is one bad betch! So everyone else agrees that this is similar? That's funny. :)

MLC said...

Another Sylvia Plath and YES it's accurate for me too.

Except for the suicide bit...I am more homicidal.

Deb said...

Well then, I'll make sure to stay on your good side! Glad we share the same "crazy bitchiness"!

Deb said...

Oh, also, Madelene took the test, wanted to share it with you guys.

Madelene completed the quiz "Which crazy bitch are you?" with the result Sinead O'Connor.

You are one fierce bitch. You are very independent and will take no bullshit from anyone but your personality is actually sort of quiet and shy. You are a natural beauty and you are very comfortable with your feminity. You don't feel the need to overdo it or go out of your way to fuss over your looks. You don't want to distract people from what you stand for and the talents you possess. You are very idealistic and will go to any extremes to stand up for what you believe in even if it creates controversy and people don't understand. Relationships can be hard for you sometimes because men feel threatened by you but time again they come running to you and realize that you are actually very sweet and motherly....until they cross you.

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the walking man said...

I couldn't tweeting find my in to take the twit test on facebook...I guess I am W...an incompetent retired bitch.

Deb said...

Thank you, Muhammad! As far as a link, I can only go as far as to "follow you".

The Walking Man: You are a bit bitchy, but that's the way I like my friends! :) I wasn't sure if nonusers could utilize the program. Sorry about that!

Enemy of the Republic said...

I deleted my facebook account and I'm not ready to reactivate it again--too much drama--but I bet if I were to take that test, I'd be Sylvia too!

Hope you're doing well, buddy.

Ricardo said...

I've dated women like Sylvia. Was left a little bit rattled.

Anonymous said...

i am the same exact way as you. i have a soft inner side but i act so mean to hide my real emotions. its hard for me to get close to ppl and when i do, i over think EVERYTHING and then wig myself out. then everything blows up in my face. if you know how to fix this.... please let me know.