Wednesday, August 24, 2005

From Apples to Oranges

A drastic change has taken place for a New York City woman. Instead of attending events held in the ‘Big Apple’, she will now be apart of Orange County’s finest, “Orange Pride Group”. I’m pleased to announce that Tara has been a member of the “Big Apple Club” for a decade or so, and now deciding to venture up to good ol’ Orange County; where she should be.

Tara’s mission is to accomplish peace, an accepting environment, and an atmosphere to educate straight people about our homosexual lifestyle. She wants to inform our native Orange County members of the increasing population of ‘ex’s that emerge in our community. This has become an epidemic and needs to be addressed. Tara also did vast research on the number of cats per household of each lesbian in Orange County. It’s alarming. We need to set limits to one cat per household, or less.

Tara is an open-minded woman who has the ability to make it happen, here in Orange County. It’s about time we see some real effort in supporting our gay and lesbian family, and setting a goal to achieve #1.

Vote Tara for president!
A Christian Republican Lesbian who knows her way around the fruit bowl.


The Committee to Elect The City Mouse said...

Unfortunately, Tara cannot comment on this blog. She is too busy writing a mission statement & preparing her first speech.

Tara-raboomdeay said...

I'll launch my campaign at the Orange Pride camping trip!

~Deb said...

Can you bring the hot dogs. Alyssa and I will bring our guitars so we can sing some campfire tunes.


Tara-raboomdeay said...

I just realized something...this is my big chance to see the stars...FINALLY hooray!

the Bleu Dog said...

By stars she means us right Deb?

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